facebook wit

The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.
> (Facebook wit conversation)
> Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
> Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
> Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?
> Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
> Susie: (8:04): ROFL!
> (Real conversation)
> Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
> Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...
> (Crickes chirping)